Get me a war on in the morning
Ding dong! My polls are gonna shine
Federal taxes down, state taxes up
No impeachment today? I must be okay!
Just get me to the war on time!
God Bless Big Business and the Oil companies
Unemployment and gas prices are arising.
Enemies are everywhere--(I do believe in prayer!)
Iím bankrupting the nation maybe I need another monthís vacation?
No, just get me to the war on time!
I had no agenda before 9/11--I may not even get to go to Heaven
60 Minutes has Clinton & Dole, but I have Colin Powellís soul !
World War Three might start just because of me!
So, remain quiet and just get me to the war on time!
Iím Enroning the national budget in the morning
You may have more brains, but Iíve got all the planes
If I can find an "enemy" than I donít have to work
(And many of you thought I was a simple cowboy jerk?)
Weíll all be mourning in the morning!
School districts are floundering, deficit spending is astounding
Education, health and social security arenít the issue
Weíve got a bigger one with W--A--R!
Iím exceeding Hitlerís and the Roman Empireís military budget
(In Godís name, Iím just killing for peace!)
So, get me to my war on time!
Criticism becomes treason--I wonít listen to reason,
Iíve got Limbaugh and corporate TV
No other thoughts are gonna count!
My wife is afraid of poets, but Iíve got all the bullets
Iím not a moron. Let me get my war on.
Donít try me for treason--I have my reason.
Donít get mad--Iím doing this for Dad!
So, get me to the war on time!